testigos de jehovah......jehova's witnesses

okay, beed wuz just a rude asshole to 3 young men......not a good way to start off the weekend. beed is on the cellio with his buddy....big mike, sittin' in his driveway fixin' to go in the casa. he looks down the hill to joan's front yard and sees 3 nice looking young men in suits.

beed tells big mike "oh fokk, i'm gettin' ready to be rude to either some college kids selling books or some jehovah's witnesses." big mike (mike goes about 3 and a half bills...that's why beed calls him BIG mike) says "get ready for your free copy of the watchtower."

beed tells big mike "i gotta go man, i gotta get in the house and lock the door before they get here" and beed would have but he had tarried too long in his coche (car, also carro or automovil) and as beed is halfway up his sidewalk the boldest one is halfway down the driveway.

j.w. "excuse me sir, can we take a few minutes of your time on this beautiful day?"

beed "whatever you are selling, i don't need it"

j.w. "oh no, sir, we aren't selling anything, we just want to tell u about our Lord Jesus Christ and what he's done for us"

beed "sorry but we already go to church (hillvue heights to be exact)"

j.w. "oh sir, we wouldn't dream of asking you to change churches, we just want to tell u about our Lord Jesus Christ and what he's done for us"

beed "sorry, but i don't want to hear about it."

now the other two kids have frozen in their footsteps, beed ain't big but with the shaved head he does look a little crazy. the bold one held his ground though.

j.w. "if u would just give us a few minutes i'm sure it would bless u."

beed "you don't know that"

j.w. "know what?"

beed "that it would bless me"

j.w. taken somewhat aback "i really think it would sir"

beed "i'm sorry son, you know what you are, you are the guy that can sell ice water to an eskimo (beed loves that line and uses it as frequently as possible because the visual is so great, some guy with an ice water stand and a line of eskimos standing in front of it) but i don't really feel like buying any ice water today."

j.w. "i'm sorry you feel that way sir, i just wish you would give us a few minutes of your time"

beed "well i'm sorry i have to be rude with you boys but you are not going to get it"

beed then turned went into his house and closed the door. beed watched to make sure that none of the 3 was a j.w. juvenile delinquent that would key his car for kickin' them to the curb.

folks, beed is sorry if he comes across as a rude asshole. years ago, i would have politely let them drone on and on but beed just don't do that anymore. with j.w.'s or book salesmen. beed just flat out gets it out that he don't want whatever they are selling. it usually takes an exchange like beed just typed and he knows they think i'm an asshole but that is just the way i handle it these days

the only thing worse than j.w.'s are amway people. beed truly hopes that dante could come back to life and add a 10th level of hell just for amway folks. there used to be some where beed works and beed has found that most amway folks are the laziest damn workers in the building.

think about what draws them in.....this idea that u will be sittin' in your casa and all these checks are just gonna roll in. the esposa of beed has a cousin and one time he got sucked into that f'in cult and cuz it wuz the esposa's family beed let those idiots into his casa with their little flip charts. it wuz ugly folks. beed toyed with those fokkers like smokey toys with a f'in mouse. beed shot down every thing they offered up.

sorry if any of my readers are j.w. or amway folks but beed is just bein' honest with u on how he feels about those types of people.

your buddy,

the rude asshole,

dahbeed DeVos

p.s. this has absolutely nothing to do with either set of cultists. this is hoops related. a good friend of dahbeed who is very connected with the uk mildcats (not a fan, just connected) stopped by the old p.o. today and beed brought him to his fly assed pimped out office and we just bullshitted for about 30 minutes.

he dropped this bomb on beed. "oh, u know that rondo, has knocked up patrick sparks' girlfriend don't u.......and here's the good part.....they're roomates." hay-zeus cristo on a popsicle stick. ya'll imagine u could cut that tension with a knife in that room.

that just goes to show when it comes to hittin' that boo-tay, NOTHING is off limits. what can beed say......we're dirty fokkers when it comes to the y-pie. wonders how flubby smith is tryin' to smooth this one over. think rondo's sugar daddy derek anderson will pimp rondo's new child out like he did rondo with the denali? "papaw derek, rajonito needs some new threads, help a brutha out."

edit: beed screwed up and typed j.h. when he meant to type j.w. he know that his readership is so inteligente that they knew what beed meant but shit like that drives beed batty, well even battier than he already is so he had to go back and change it.