temper,temper, temper.
beed has accepted the fact that he is not as hot-headed as he was in his younger years. beed remembers idiotically losing sleep over the fact that if his second basemean could have just made this play we coulda won.
and the freakin' second baseman wuz a 7 year old. how stupid is that? lose sleep ovah sumpin' a seven year old would do. but beed couldn't help it....he is competitive as shit. beed thought that with the lowering of testosterone he wuz immune to such idiocy but last night proved he wasn't. no matter how cool he thought he was.
beed's son miguelito is in the seventh grade. he didn't even try out for the school team cuz he didn't have a snowballs chance in hell of making it. but he wanted to hoop. what kentucky kid doesn't? anyhoo, we have one helluva team. we have two of the best guards in the league and one of the best big men in the league in a little brutha named jacob. he's only about 5'6 but he's one helluva athlete.
even with that talent our coach is a f'in idiot. beed has never bucked him even tho' he has forgot more about basketball than this idiot has ever known. beed just kicked back all year and chilled even tho' we finished 4th in a division we should have won with our talent. our idiot coach would spend half the game turning to the parents and shrugging his shoulders when a kid would screw up. in one game this idiot let our best guard pick up 3 fouls in the first quarter cuz he didn't know how many fouls he had......he was too busy appealing to the parents.
anyhoo last night before the game.....beed went to the guard in question and said "spence....u picked up some cheap reach in fouls last game....we need u tonight so be careful. we are in the final four. we are playing a team we should beat. and we are leading at halftime.
after the village idiot (the coach...not beed) spoke to his team they are getting ready to warm up with about a minute to go in the halftime. beed runs to the baseline and says "jacob...u wanna win this game?" he says yes sir. beed says "jacob, you are jacking up your shot...nobody on that team can block your shot....just relax...take your time when you get it down low and shoot the ball, not throw it."
at this point, the idiot jumps into beed's face and starts wagging his finger at beed and says "you need to go sit down....i can't expect them to listen to me if someone is telling them something different."
taken somewhat aback beed walks off and goes back to the bleachers. but the idiot thinks he needs to emphasize it. he starts coming at beed and starts flapping. at which point beed hollers out "don't u take another step....u better not come one step closer....i moved...u better not say another word" oh yeah, it was kinda loud.
so the idiot starts walking off mumbling that he is the coach and i am not....blah blah blaah. beed yells out " at least i'm not the idiot that let his best player pick up 3 fouls in the first quarter against them last time"
for michael's sake i did tell dahbicito...as soon as the game is ovah....i am leaving....u gotta give your momma and brothah a ride home so me and the idiot don't get into it. back to the game. the idiot lets us squander a 14 point lead and with less than a minute we are down one point. great coaching. yeah, right. and dumbass almost got a tee on him.
anyhoo, we steal the ball and spencer howle looks ahead and miguelito is wide open. beed has always been brutally honest about his kids. he expected miguelito to let it fly through his hands and bounce off his chest out of bounds. WRONG!!!! he catches it in stride.....goes off of the correct foot and banks a deuce in perfectly.....we are up by one!
they try to take it down and we steal it and they foul us. our boy hits both free throws and we are up by three. they throw up a gangster brick at the end and now we are in the finals. oh yeah, jacob slowed down his shot and scored 8 in the second half so he at least listened to beed before his idiot coach ran him off.
we play in the championship tomorrow night and win or lose we get a big trophy. just something else for the attic....beed's teams have won so many times we have nine gazillion trophies.
but, beed talked to the opposing coach, he told beed that the league director has said that the idiot will not be allowed to coach next year. beed has already volunteered his services. even tho' beed is completely content to not coach anymore.....he will do it so that f'in moron will not have this team next year.......and the first thing he will do is contact one terrific player that this idiot ran off this year and assure him that things will be different.
how about that miguelito? one bucket the whole game but it was the one that counted.
your buddy,
dahbeed wooden
and the freakin' second baseman wuz a 7 year old. how stupid is that? lose sleep ovah sumpin' a seven year old would do. but beed couldn't help it....he is competitive as shit. beed thought that with the lowering of testosterone he wuz immune to such idiocy but last night proved he wasn't. no matter how cool he thought he was.
beed's son miguelito is in the seventh grade. he didn't even try out for the school team cuz he didn't have a snowballs chance in hell of making it. but he wanted to hoop. what kentucky kid doesn't? anyhoo, we have one helluva team. we have two of the best guards in the league and one of the best big men in the league in a little brutha named jacob. he's only about 5'6 but he's one helluva athlete.
even with that talent our coach is a f'in idiot. beed has never bucked him even tho' he has forgot more about basketball than this idiot has ever known. beed just kicked back all year and chilled even tho' we finished 4th in a division we should have won with our talent. our idiot coach would spend half the game turning to the parents and shrugging his shoulders when a kid would screw up. in one game this idiot let our best guard pick up 3 fouls in the first quarter cuz he didn't know how many fouls he had......he was too busy appealing to the parents.
anyhoo last night before the game.....beed went to the guard in question and said "spence....u picked up some cheap reach in fouls last game....we need u tonight so be careful. we are in the final four. we are playing a team we should beat. and we are leading at halftime.
after the village idiot (the coach...not beed) spoke to his team they are getting ready to warm up with about a minute to go in the halftime. beed runs to the baseline and says "jacob...u wanna win this game?" he says yes sir. beed says "jacob, you are jacking up your shot...nobody on that team can block your shot....just relax...take your time when you get it down low and shoot the ball, not throw it."
at this point, the idiot jumps into beed's face and starts wagging his finger at beed and says "you need to go sit down....i can't expect them to listen to me if someone is telling them something different."
taken somewhat aback beed walks off and goes back to the bleachers. but the idiot thinks he needs to emphasize it. he starts coming at beed and starts flapping. at which point beed hollers out "don't u take another step....u better not come one step closer....i moved...u better not say another word" oh yeah, it was kinda loud.
so the idiot starts walking off mumbling that he is the coach and i am not....blah blah blaah. beed yells out " at least i'm not the idiot that let his best player pick up 3 fouls in the first quarter against them last time"
for michael's sake i did tell dahbicito...as soon as the game is ovah....i am leaving....u gotta give your momma and brothah a ride home so me and the idiot don't get into it. back to the game. the idiot lets us squander a 14 point lead and with less than a minute we are down one point. great coaching. yeah, right. and dumbass almost got a tee on him.
anyhoo, we steal the ball and spencer howle looks ahead and miguelito is wide open. beed has always been brutally honest about his kids. he expected miguelito to let it fly through his hands and bounce off his chest out of bounds. WRONG!!!! he catches it in stride.....goes off of the correct foot and banks a deuce in perfectly.....we are up by one!
they try to take it down and we steal it and they foul us. our boy hits both free throws and we are up by three. they throw up a gangster brick at the end and now we are in the finals. oh yeah, jacob slowed down his shot and scored 8 in the second half so he at least listened to beed before his idiot coach ran him off.
we play in the championship tomorrow night and win or lose we get a big trophy. just something else for the attic....beed's teams have won so many times we have nine gazillion trophies.
but, beed talked to the opposing coach, he told beed that the league director has said that the idiot will not be allowed to coach next year. beed has already volunteered his services. even tho' beed is completely content to not coach anymore.....he will do it so that f'in moron will not have this team next year.......and the first thing he will do is contact one terrific player that this idiot ran off this year and assure him that things will be different.
how about that miguelito? one bucket the whole game but it was the one that counted.
your buddy,
dahbeed wooden
posted by dahbeed at 8:07 PM
4 Comments:
miguelito = iceman down the stretch. WAY TO GO, BIG MAN!!
Good luck with the coaching, if you do. I coached a t-ball team a couple of summers ago...very, very interesting experience!
riovanya, thanks for the shout out for miguelito. i was so proud of him. he's come a long way. he has grown so fast he was really uncoordinated for awhile but now he seems to be settling into his 5'7 frame.
between basketball and baseball i've coached well over 50 teams. i just got a little tired of it and since mike is playing for the school team in football i figured i hung my whistle up.
but my buddy (the opposing coach, i got him into coaching years ago) told me the league director wasn't gonna let the idiot coach next year because of his antics.
he's refused to shake the opposing coaches hand after a loss more than once this year. and that rule is in the coaches code of ethics.
he's a bozo. but since i wasn't coaching and have been the victim of second guessing 9 million times i haven't said a word to anybody.
he's just very insecure and thinks he knows everything. one thing i did as a coach was listen to anybody. i might dismiss what u say but i always listened as i know that i don't know everything about everything. even tho' i play that on the haven.
we should have a good team again next year. we have a chance to win it all tonight if the idiot don't jack it up.
Way to go, Miguelito!! Good luck tomorrow night!
WAHOOOO Miguelito! Great shot and good luck tomorrow night. I certainly can't wait to hear about how it goes!
GOOD LUCK!!!
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