strange shit...how do they do this?
okay, beed wuz surfing very late last night. he went to visit one of his favorite blogs. it is written by some hottie by the name of lilliot. tho' white hot, (according to her sister) that is not the reason beed wuz there. he wuz there cuz she has a gift with the scribbled word that few folks have. and we know that dahbeed craves words like a crack ho craves the pipe.
she beats herself up and being the artist that she is, she is never satisfied with her own work but she has come dangerously close to causing beed to quit blogging after reading one phrase by her. that's how good she is. beed has a link to her blog....it's the one called "my friend's little sis"
anyhoo, she had a link to some website that asks you a few questions and it will tell you what zodiac sign you are or should be. here is the link----> http://www.blogthings.com/whatsignshouldyoubequiz/
this quiz only asks 4 questions. beed answered them as truthfully as he could. there was no reason not to. what would beed gain by lying to a stupid online test? beed is one twisted fokk but he ain't that twisted.....yet.
anyhoo. this is what the quiz printed out after beed answered the querstions:
What's good about you: intense and energetic, you can easily transform the vibe of a room
What's bad about you: if someone rubs you the wrong way, you'll sting them!
In love: you experience very strong feelings - both passion and jealousy
In friendship, you're: likely to demand loyalty and dump friends who don't provide it
Your ideal job: circus performer, hypnotist, or hunter
Your sense of fashion: revealing, daring outfits - you love taking fashion risks
You like to pig out on: spicy Thai, Mexican, or Indian food
it said that beed was a scorpio in our zodiac table. beed is a scorpio according to most zodiac tables. his birthday is october 23rd and that is the first day of scorpio in most tables. beed has seen it as the last day of libra in some also.
when beed was a very young boy he read a book on the signs of the zodiac and was amazed at how he and his family fit each one of the personality profiles assigned to each sign. as beed got older he realized that it was a bunch of hokus pokus bullshit generaliztions that anyone could find what they wanted to find since they were so general and generic.
beed does believe that your birth date could have some effect on shaping your personality. what if you were born in november. it's very cold the first 4 months of your life and your parents never take you outside. could that initial glimpse of the world shape your personality? beed sees how it could but what about kids born in south florida or southern arizona? would their capricorns be different?
ya'll click on the link and take the test. let beed know if it got yours right. that way he'll be even more amazed or realize that his test was the proverbial "blind squirrel stumbling across an acorn"
the generalization that intrigues beed the most was the one that said "what's bad about you: if someone rubs you the wrong way you'll sting them!"
even though beed argues that with his aging and decrease in testosterone he has become a mellower, gentler dahbeed. and he has for the most part. but there are times when he lets that temper rise to the top and beed can be venomous with words.
how many times has beed had to apologize to people this year for things he said in the hilltopper haven chatroom? someone would get on there and spew idiocy and beed would end up calling them a cunt or something equally obnoxious. then beed would try to remember who all was in the room and send them an apology via p.m. the next day.
this usually occurred after beed had been in the firewater. but the old saying "in vino veritas" has some truth to it. so what does that say about beed? if that is his true side does that mean at his core he is an asshole with a terrible temper that he is normally able to squash through discipline and self control but get some drink in him and you get full bore dahbeed.
oh hell, beed is rambling now. and tho' beed does not pick up the morning newspaper and turn straight to the zodiac tables to see how he should approach the day, he does find it interesting that many of the personality traits assigned to scorpio very much fit dahbeed. hell, if you don't recognize your own strengths and frailties after 46 years then you are not very self aware or possess a double digit i.q.
your buddy,
el escorpion,
dahbeed.
posted by dahbeed at 7:37 AM
5 Comments:
It's very interesting that the quiz pinpointed your actual sign. Mine was different - though still an air sign. Did you do other quizzes on that link? They are fun as hell but they'd take up a lot of blog space to post.
Mine wasn't right on, but close. I'm a Leo (July 25) and it told me I should be a Cancer -- the sign previous to Leo. So close....but no cigar. When you read personality profiles of a Leo, I fit many. I guess just not the 4 characteristics from this quiz :)
riovanya mi amor. yes i did take some of the other quizzes and found them amusing as well. i still haven't learned how to do all the little tricks with this blogspot.
i didn't know how to make it show up like it did on your sisters page.
and what is an air sign? and what kind of sign is scorpio? i honestly don't know. i do know that the descriptions i've read of scorpios do fit me.
both the good and the bad.
shari dahling. that's interesting that it was only one sign off. since i am on the cusp i have read enough that i do possess some libra characteristics. but again, i don't read too much into it as they are generalities that anyone could convince themselves that they possess.
el escorpion
david.
The signs are divided up into 4 areas: air, fire, earth, and water. Air signs are Libra, Gemini, Aquarius; Fire signs are Leo, Aries, Sagittarius; Earth signs are Taurus, Virgo, and Capricorn; Water signs are Scorpio, Cancer, and Pisces. Reading astrology stuff is a fun diversion, but, as you said, you can't put much stock in it.
Well, homeboy, I took the quiz too, and it was quite a bit different than my actual sign (Cancer, July 5). Here's what it said about me:
You should be a Libra
What's good about you: A total charmer, you easily find friends and allies
What's bad about you: You have a secret side that's easily confused and depressed
In love: you enjoy flirting, dating, and the whole process of falling for someone
In friendship, you're: very social ... you rather be with your friends than be alone
Your ideal job: fashion designer, makeup artist, or song writer
Your sense of fashion: very feminine / masculine (depending on your gender)
You like to pig out on: sweet stuff like ice cream and french toast
All of those things are absolutely true. I've been told that I could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in a white dress. The bad thing is too, too true. So much so that it depresses me (Ha Ha) even now. I guess the only thing out of those three that I would consider doing is songwriter, since the others usually mean you have an alternative lifestyle, not that there's anything wrong with that. I do consider myself a metrosexual, and my fiancee even tells me I should be gay sometimes, because of my fashion sense (even though you'd never know because I'm always wearing Western attire when we see each other). Lastly, Shari knows how much I love some Ben & Jerry's "Phish Food" ice cream!! Yummy!! I wish I had bought some last night!
I wonder what it says about Cancer?
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