genetics.....they fascinate beed

beed is so f'in pissed right now he could eat nails. he just finished typing out a story and then hit the wrong button and now has to start from scratch. screw it. he is gonna leave half of it out now.

when beed's brother died his no account wife (beed's opinion) told beed that bryant had some photos of his family and did beed want them. errrr, you win the no shit award today. yes beed wanted them.

when beed's youngest boy michael was a toddler we were all arguing who he looked like. the esposa's family thought her (serious drug usage to believe that). beed argued him. beed's mother entered into the fray and said he doesn't look like either of you, he looks like your uncle robbie did as a little boy.

you know how you can sometimes dismiss your moms with a "yeah right mom, thanks for the input" anyhoo, beed was going through bryant's photos and stumbled across one of his uncle robbie when he was around 8 years old at lake weston elementary school in orlando florida. beed picked up the phone and called his mom and apologized immediately. it was uncanny how much they freakin' looked alike.

some facts. robbie is around 6'4 and very big boned. michael's pediatrician told us after his last physical that mike should end up at least 6'2 and wouldn't be surprised to see him hit 6'4. mike is very big boned. robbie is the 3rd boy in his family. tho' mike is the 2nd boy, we lost a boy to miscarriage between david and michael so he is actually beed's 3rd boy.

beed's younger brother robert (named after his uncle) is around 6'1 and very big boned. his wrist is twice the size of beed's. robert was the 3rd boy in beed's family. could this all be coincidence? sure but it looks like a pattern to beed.

uncle robbie, robert and michael are all gregarious characters. but truth be told all carter men are gregarious creatures. we just like to have fun and pick at people. it's definitely a male carter personality trait.

look at the photos of robbie and michael. look at their brows and noses and smiles. pretty close huh? robbie's ears stick out a little more but they could pass for brothers instead of great nephew and great uncle. both of them actually had a lazy left eye. not terrible but they both do have a little drift to them. how uncanny is that shit.

beed did some research and it said an uncle and nephew will share 25% of the same genes. well them sumbitches must have taken the express train from beed's uncle to beed's son.

beed is amazed by dna and genetics. how so many things can be coded into them. what a wonderful thing this thing called life is, no? dahbeed sees minor miracles every day in little things like this.

so beed is gonna let ya'll be the jury in the comments section. what do you guys think about the resemblance between beed's uncle and beed's youngest son? uncanny, no? beed better not lose this sumbitch again or he will end up in the hospital for punching a monitor.

your genetically coded friend,

the boy from brazil (wonder how many will get that one)

dahbeed retrac (in honor of uncle robbie who used to speak whole sentances backwards)