kid rock......my boy!!!!!
folks, beed wasn't feelin' up to kid rock after last night at the hillbilly excuse for an arenar that mtsu has. it was road loss. beed is gonna quit goin' on the road. he is the f'in bird of doom for western. whenever he goes on a road game, we lose.
but i digress. yes......i am going first person on this one but it is soooooo late and i am too tired to post third person.
beed's homie picks him up around 5:15. we roll to nashvegas. we go to eat at 12th and porter since my buddy had a 25 dollah gift certificate. our waitress was cute as shit and beed ended up leavin' her a ten dollah tip and my homie left her five so she earned a quick fifteen dollah for bein' good at her job. she was so perky and so damn cute. plus she did that thing that all womans do when they are playin' u......she put her hand on beed arm when she was talkin' to him.....boom 5 dollah tip just went up to 10 dollah.
now on to the kid rock concert. tonight was one helluva night for juggage. hell, my boy kid rock had fo' exotic dancers shakin' their money makers fo' the whole show.....worth the price of admission if u axe me.
beed fell in love with the two girls next to him......the one directly to his right was beautiful. and her partner was most definitely juggalicious. hell.....she had them on display.....i was damn sure gonna admire them. and to make things even better they were good ole kentucky girls. and the one that so proud of her mammaries was a wku grad. rock on girls.
the opening act wuz a guy by the name of ty stone. i nevah heard of him. his band definitely rocked and he had a hellacious rock and roll voice. he must be one of kid rock's boys as he is from detroit as well. and he's rather massive. at least 4 bills if he weighs a pound.
back to the music.....my boy did not dissapoint. i had not been to a large concert in many mango seasons. me and my buddy hit nashville several times a year in small venues but i just hadn't bothered with a big one in a long time. my buddy got us great seats. we were in the middle on the floor about 20 rows back. of course bein' the pimp that kid rock is, the entrance was spectacular with much pyrotechnics and kid rock rollin' out in a fly ass fur coat with cowboy on the back of it.
he played all the great stuff off of his first album (his best) by far. he was awesome.
kid rock with his greasy assed hair parted in the middle reminded beed of all his white trash friends from back in the day. the crowd was an eclectic mix. there were quite a few old homies like beed but there were a bunch of young ladies that evidently wanted to perform lewd and lascivious act with kid rock. the best one bein' the little hottie up front that held up a sign that said "i want to sit on your face and spin around two times". that one even cracked up kid rock as he called her out on it.
he opened up with "i'm goin' platinum" and during his encore closed with it as well. the part where joe-c comes in was done on the video board with a clip of joe-c performing his part for the video. it was great stuff. here is joe-c's part fo' anyone that don't know the song.
Straight out of the streets of Taylor
3 foot high...ready to get fly...Joe C
I'm the J-O-E to the C hoe
Call me Joe C got more game than Coleco
I'm a freak hoe call me sick
Three foot nine with a ten foot dick
The ladies pick, I'm a crazy hick
And rake through kind like a bum through wine
It's my time so I'm gonna shine like lead
Old as piss, but small as ass
Watch me pass smoke some hash
You're raking grass while I'm raking cash
High-ass voice like Aaron Nevelle
And I'm down with The Devil
he put on one helluva show and beed thanks him for it. great music......much juggalage and beed definitely thanks him for that. i posted this when i got home but this morning have edited it and tried to add a little more detail to it. i truly thank my buddy who is 10 years my senior and he still pushes me to get out and do crazy ass shit like going to a kid rock show. he's the same one that wants to go to buenos aires and if my f'in passport ever comes back i might just go. i mailed that sumbitch on january 23 and it still ain't back. and it is not my first. it's my third one. they last ten years and a freakin' renewal should not take this long.
u rock kid rock. u definitely gave me my 35 dollahs worth last night. and when u played "cowboy" all beed could think of was his buddy that died from cancer that loved that song.
it's all good homie
dahbeed. (david)
posted by dahbeed at 12:53 AM
3 Comments:
Da Beed...
Been reading your post for a while on the Haven, or at least since "D-Hova" came to town... I don't have an account on the Haven because I know better; I'm a little too close to the friend named Darrin. Anyway, I always enjoy your energy and love for the Topps, trust me no one on that board wants the Tops to win as badly as Darrin, and I can promise you one other thing, and I know I am biased, 26 years of friendship can do that, but it also means you know the man, not just the coach. If I had a son there is no one else in the country I would want him to play for, Darrin is a life-long winner that has always given 1000% to everything he was involved with both inside and outside of athletics and always expects that same drive and passion from those around him.
You can not imagine how much he cares for these young men, you can not imagine the hurt he went through over Danny, think about it, having to call 12 young men and tell them one of their best friends has just died? These young men not only went through the greatest tragedy you can go through as a team but many went through a great individual struggle in dealing w/ Danny’s death… Yet, Darrin held this group together, as men first and a basketball team second.
I am not asking anyone to treat Darrin as anything other than a coach, he knows better than anyone that at the end of the day it’s all about wins and making the big dance, he is the last person to accept anything less than perfection, and even then, he’s not happy about it…
From your post I know you know this, but some posters on the Haven would do good to keep in mind there is a man inside the title of Coach Horn, and Western Kentucky fans should be proud to have him walking their sidelines, representing their school.
I'm glad that you had a great time. I love reading your posts because I can just see myself sitting right there with you at the concert.
Thanks for sharing!
yo....anonymous....sup dawg. if u been readin' beed as long as u say then u know that beed be lovin' him some d-hova (love that nickname).
thanks for your input on the village idiot's website. beed promises he will add some more stories soon but work has been busy as heck.
beed truly appreciates how well darrin has handled something as difficult as the loss of danny was. it shows a maturity far beyond darrin's years.
man, beed can tell u love d-hova and as trite as it sounds, beed would tell u not to read haven as it can only cause u heartburn to read about someone u obviously love.
all beed can go on is the time he met darrin at beed's son miguelito's football game last year and darrin wuz as humble and cool as beed is when he runs into folks that know him through haven.
there was no big-tymin' out of darrin. he treated beed as an equal and truly enjoyed the football game.
if u been readin' beed as long as u say...u know beed has your boy's back. that night at the football game beed thanked d-hova for bringing back the good times at western basketball.
feel free to comment on beed's blog anytime u want. and let beed know one thing.....how about that damn kid rock....is he sumpin' else or what?
your boy,
dahbeed.
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