pop ups and virus' beed hates 'em
some background. beed's old computer gave up the ghost around a year and a half ago. monitor was fine, printer was fine so beed got online at work and got on bestbuy.com.
found the computer he wanted and ordered it. it would arrive the next day at the local best buy. you walk in with your confirmation emails go to the service desk and you are out of there in less than 3 minutes. it's the only way to do it.
the new computer came with some very good pop-up blockers and anti-virus s.w. from norton. as the first year wuz coming to a close it would pop up a reminder that it was nearing expiration.
bein' the procrastinater that he is beed would always click on remind me later. it got down to the last couple days and beed finally sat down and paid 80 bucks for a 2 year renewal.
beed is no techno-dweeb but he's always been pretty good at loading software. not this time. it took beed's money and downloaded the software but after repeated attempts, beed could not get the software to activate.
having a short temper at times beed just said "f' it, i'll work on it later". or get dahbicito to work on it. he is a techno-dweeb.
a couple months passed and the computer was almost rendered unusable due to pop-ups and some faggoty-assed homepage jackin' virus. every time you would kill one webpage numerous more would pop up.
so last saturday beed rolled up his sleeves (you know that ain't true cuz beed always wears sleeveless shirts in the summer to better sport his tattoo) and went to work.
FINALLY.....FINALLY was able to activate the software. did a full system scan and it had 7 worms and thousands......yes, thousands, that's right THOUSANDS of virus's. 99 percent of them were in miguelito's folders. beed made him watch them all increment as his folder was being scanned.
at the end......norton had worked it's magic and beed's computer is disease free and workin' great.
beed tries not to hate anybody. it's just such a negative emotion. but there are times where beed hopes there is a special place in hell for certain folks. for example, child molesters .....halliburton cronies, enron folks.....there should be a place in hell for them where even the devil walks in with one of those oriental fans in his hand and says "damn boys, it sho is hot in herr!!!!!!"
the people that design virus's and worms and such and homepage jackers, beed hopes there is a special place for those folks too.
beed's computer surfin' these days is kinda like drivin' in one of kramer's luxury lanes. smooth and wide open. 80 bucks for two years protection......dot ain't nuttin'!!!!
your buddy,
virus free,
dahbeed
found the computer he wanted and ordered it. it would arrive the next day at the local best buy. you walk in with your confirmation emails go to the service desk and you are out of there in less than 3 minutes. it's the only way to do it.
the new computer came with some very good pop-up blockers and anti-virus s.w. from norton. as the first year wuz coming to a close it would pop up a reminder that it was nearing expiration.
bein' the procrastinater that he is beed would always click on remind me later. it got down to the last couple days and beed finally sat down and paid 80 bucks for a 2 year renewal.
beed is no techno-dweeb but he's always been pretty good at loading software. not this time. it took beed's money and downloaded the software but after repeated attempts, beed could not get the software to activate.
having a short temper at times beed just said "f' it, i'll work on it later". or get dahbicito to work on it. he is a techno-dweeb.
a couple months passed and the computer was almost rendered unusable due to pop-ups and some faggoty-assed homepage jackin' virus. every time you would kill one webpage numerous more would pop up.
so last saturday beed rolled up his sleeves (you know that ain't true cuz beed always wears sleeveless shirts in the summer to better sport his tattoo) and went to work.
FINALLY.....FINALLY was able to activate the software. did a full system scan and it had 7 worms and thousands......yes, thousands, that's right THOUSANDS of virus's. 99 percent of them were in miguelito's folders. beed made him watch them all increment as his folder was being scanned.
at the end......norton had worked it's magic and beed's computer is disease free and workin' great.
beed tries not to hate anybody. it's just such a negative emotion. but there are times where beed hopes there is a special place in hell for certain folks. for example, child molesters .....halliburton cronies, enron folks.....there should be a place in hell for them where even the devil walks in with one of those oriental fans in his hand and says "damn boys, it sho is hot in herr!!!!!!"
the people that design virus's and worms and such and homepage jackers, beed hopes there is a special place for those folks too.
beed's computer surfin' these days is kinda like drivin' in one of kramer's luxury lanes. smooth and wide open. 80 bucks for two years protection......dot ain't nuttin'!!!!
your buddy,
virus free,
dahbeed
posted by dahbeed at 8:19 AM
5 Comments:
I have to agree with you on this...but if you want a really good free antivirus software when your Norton is up, email me. I found mine through school.
Oh Dahbeed, how I hate those little shitball virus worm makers.
We have a virus on our laptop.
You need to tell Miguelito to stop looking at porn. It's going to stunt his growth! Leave that up to the adults like you and I!!
I got lazy and didn't renew and it crashed my computer twice. There is a level in hell for them. .beliee dat.
First of all, if you had a Mac you wouldn't have to worry about pop-ups and viruses.
Second of all, if you don't start posting on this more often, people are gonna think you've been demoted and are having to walk the streets, delivering bills and Kroger circulars to the people of Bowling Green.
I mean, that's what I think.
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