ramblings.............what else does beed do?
man, da beedstah been doin' evahthin' but write on his blog and he also believes there will be an all points bulletin issued via h.h. investigating whether beed has been whisked away to the state mental hospital in hop angeles and is curled up on the floor in the fetal position babbling in ebonics and espanol.
no such luck kiddies. beed is alive and well......as well as a 46 year old man with a shaved head that has abused his body can be in. actually in bettah shape than some time. still workin' the barbells and growin' portabello mushroom sized biceps.
speakin' of portabello mushrooms. it's summer time and that means it's grillin' time and your grill is not just for ribeye steaks and burgers. here's the recipe. go to the store and buy some portabello mushrooms. you can get the big dogs or the baby bellas (beed's biceps ARE already bigger than the baby bellas).
get out your extra virgin olive oil and if you don't have some in your cabinet beed hereby dubs you as a hacker, a can't hang, a never was. anyone that enjoys fine dining damn sure bettah have some evoo in their kitchen.
pour some in your hand and start rubbing it into the mushroom cap. don't worry about it takin' so much to coat it. it sucks that oil in faster than a crack ho' hittin' the pipe for the first buzz of the day. flip it ovah and coat the stem also.
now use salt and GROUND PEPPER (if you didn't have the evoo, you ain't gonna have this so that's 2 strikes, don't make beed send your asses to the food network corner and stick your nose in it. speaking of that, and this is titled ramblings......beed can honest to God remember exactly what the cheap ass wallpaper in our houses growing up smelled like as lesser infractions that didn't deserve an ass-whippin, belt or switch style were dealt with by a sentance to go stand in the corner.....STICK YOUR DAMN NOSE IN IT BOY!!!)
after you've salted and peppered them they are ready for the grill. cook them on a medium heat for about ten minutes. if your grill has an upper shelf, cook them on that. just plop them on their cap. watch the underside of the cap. some of the oil will work it's way through the cap and when it does, they are done. that or the ten minute rule, either one works.
they are mother-f'in dee-licious. beed's two boys, who THOUGHT they hated mushrooms absolutely love papi's grilled portabellos.
beed spent two days in louieeee-ville this week for a big district meeting. they have these a couple times a year and beed has been to many of them. most of the presentations are as fun as having the family jewels put into a vise and having your most sadistic enemy in charge of crankin' it in. it was no different this time.
you do get a chance to network (italics for you know who) with the big muckety-mucks. beed got face time with the two biggest execs in our district and since they are both womans (vulnerable to beed's charisma and charm......oh, it's very real folks.....don't scoff and shake your doubting heads) beed left them with very favorable impressions of that man down in bowling green. at least that is what they told beed's plant manager.
we stayed at the brown hotel. beed tries to keep humble but like he told a friend, that damn hotel isn't made to help keep your ego in check. it may very well have been the best bed that beed has evah slept on. huge room. very old but very well done.
more ramblings. listening to some public radio this afternoon beed heard two performers whose voices he rates at the very top of the chart. first was patsy cline doing "sweet dreams of you". God beed loves patsy's voice. if beed had to pick one word to describe patsy cline's voice the word he would pick would be "sultry", you may disagree but beed don't give a shit cuz this is his blog and he gets to pick and choose the palabras he wants to use and you don't get to edit it out. one more time so there is no question "sultry".
the next song was "dream baby" by roy orbison. if beed had to pick one word to describe roy's voice it would be "soulful" beed remembers hearing one time that elvis presley said that roy had the greatest voice he had ever heard and he was the king's favorite singer. 'nuff said!
that's enough rambling for one blog. a recipe, a story on beed sucking up to powerful womans and some music knowledge you should file away and take to heart.
your friend,
still alive and kicking,
tha' motherf'in beedstah (beed tole ya'll a long time ago he likes to cuss, he warned ya')
p.s. beed forgot to add this first time around. he wuz surfin' the cable this morning and stopped on E! no, beed didn't stop for another whitney houston interview. there was a beautiful young blond on there doing stand up. she was flat out funny as hell!!!!!! her stand up was great but her skits were absolutely hilarious also.
few folks get beed to laugh out loud but this little hottie did it. beautiful and funny, who gives a shit if she can cook? beed don't. he fell in love for the 9 millionth time. if you get a chance to see her show on saturday mornings don't miss it. her name is chelsea handler and spare beed any criticism for not knowing who she was.....beed's a letterman man, not a leno man. beed did find out through googling her that she has worked on leno. enjoy!
no such luck kiddies. beed is alive and well......as well as a 46 year old man with a shaved head that has abused his body can be in. actually in bettah shape than some time. still workin' the barbells and growin' portabello mushroom sized biceps.
speakin' of portabello mushrooms. it's summer time and that means it's grillin' time and your grill is not just for ribeye steaks and burgers. here's the recipe. go to the store and buy some portabello mushrooms. you can get the big dogs or the baby bellas (beed's biceps ARE already bigger than the baby bellas).
get out your extra virgin olive oil and if you don't have some in your cabinet beed hereby dubs you as a hacker, a can't hang, a never was. anyone that enjoys fine dining damn sure bettah have some evoo in their kitchen.
pour some in your hand and start rubbing it into the mushroom cap. don't worry about it takin' so much to coat it. it sucks that oil in faster than a crack ho' hittin' the pipe for the first buzz of the day. flip it ovah and coat the stem also.
now use salt and GROUND PEPPER (if you didn't have the evoo, you ain't gonna have this so that's 2 strikes, don't make beed send your asses to the food network corner and stick your nose in it. speaking of that, and this is titled ramblings......beed can honest to God remember exactly what the cheap ass wallpaper in our houses growing up smelled like as lesser infractions that didn't deserve an ass-whippin, belt or switch style were dealt with by a sentance to go stand in the corner.....STICK YOUR DAMN NOSE IN IT BOY!!!)
after you've salted and peppered them they are ready for the grill. cook them on a medium heat for about ten minutes. if your grill has an upper shelf, cook them on that. just plop them on their cap. watch the underside of the cap. some of the oil will work it's way through the cap and when it does, they are done. that or the ten minute rule, either one works.
they are mother-f'in dee-licious. beed's two boys, who THOUGHT they hated mushrooms absolutely love papi's grilled portabellos.
beed spent two days in louieeee-ville this week for a big district meeting. they have these a couple times a year and beed has been to many of them. most of the presentations are as fun as having the family jewels put into a vise and having your most sadistic enemy in charge of crankin' it in. it was no different this time.
you do get a chance to network (italics for you know who) with the big muckety-mucks. beed got face time with the two biggest execs in our district and since they are both womans (vulnerable to beed's charisma and charm......oh, it's very real folks.....don't scoff and shake your doubting heads) beed left them with very favorable impressions of that man down in bowling green. at least that is what they told beed's plant manager.
we stayed at the brown hotel. beed tries to keep humble but like he told a friend, that damn hotel isn't made to help keep your ego in check. it may very well have been the best bed that beed has evah slept on. huge room. very old but very well done.
more ramblings. listening to some public radio this afternoon beed heard two performers whose voices he rates at the very top of the chart. first was patsy cline doing "sweet dreams of you". God beed loves patsy's voice. if beed had to pick one word to describe patsy cline's voice the word he would pick would be "sultry", you may disagree but beed don't give a shit cuz this is his blog and he gets to pick and choose the palabras he wants to use and you don't get to edit it out. one more time so there is no question "sultry".
the next song was "dream baby" by roy orbison. if beed had to pick one word to describe roy's voice it would be "soulful" beed remembers hearing one time that elvis presley said that roy had the greatest voice he had ever heard and he was the king's favorite singer. 'nuff said!
that's enough rambling for one blog. a recipe, a story on beed sucking up to powerful womans and some music knowledge you should file away and take to heart.
your friend,
still alive and kicking,
tha' motherf'in beedstah (beed tole ya'll a long time ago he likes to cuss, he warned ya')
p.s. beed forgot to add this first time around. he wuz surfin' the cable this morning and stopped on E! no, beed didn't stop for another whitney houston interview. there was a beautiful young blond on there doing stand up. she was flat out funny as hell!!!!!! her stand up was great but her skits were absolutely hilarious also.
few folks get beed to laugh out loud but this little hottie did it. beautiful and funny, who gives a shit if she can cook? beed don't. he fell in love for the 9 millionth time. if you get a chance to see her show on saturday mornings don't miss it. her name is chelsea handler and spare beed any criticism for not knowing who she was.....beed's a letterman man, not a leno man. beed did find out through googling her that she has worked on leno. enjoy!
posted by dahbeed at 4:14 PM
3 Comments:
I as well enjoy Roy Orbison's voice in addition to Patsy's. Patsy pulls me through a great many funks.
Seeing 'network' italicized, well... I very nearly wept. Italics just look pretty.
pffft...you were in Louisville and didn't call Mikaela? She wasn't home (We were in Virginia last week) but you wouldn't have known that. Pffffffft on you :)
I've missed ya. *I* was about to put out an APB on you - forget about Haven. :)
Well, it's good to know you are alive. Right now I am very displeased with you and your cohorts at the United States Postal Service. I sent something to Owensboro, via Priority Mail on Tuesday of last week, and it still hasn't shown up at it's destination. Someone in a "mail center" deserves an ass whoopin', if you ask me!!
All kidding aside... Adrianne is sending you another invite, since you've obviously lost the first one (or the mail did? who knows what's going on at the P.O. in BG?). The wedding is this weekend, and I hope you and the family can make it!!
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