grand moff beed.....the big kahuna
the big cheese. numero uno. el presidente. whatever you call the guy who is ballin' and shot callin'.
beed was talking to his plant manager last week and was sure he told beed that he would be in d.c. for some training beginning may 1st.
so beed woke up early again today and was at work by 4:30. one of the night shift guys stops in beed's office and says so it's bta this week huh? bta is an acronym we made up when beed worked as an electronics technician.
whenever our supervisor was off for a day we called it bta...short for better than annual (leave). all the advantages of a vacation day without having to use any of your vacation time up. it eventually jumped from the maintenance department to become part of the floor lexicon. now everyone knows what bta is.
back to the question. beed said what do you mean? him "the boss is in d.c. this week, you're in charge". beed "unh unh, that's next week" him "are you sure, that's not what the email said".
beed "forward it to me" here is what was in the email and beed did not change the format at all. this is a copy and paste. "NEXT WEEK WHILE I AM IN POTOMAC, MD OSS DAVID CARTER WILL BE IN CHARGE OF THIS FACILITY UNTIL MONDAY MAY 1, 2006. ANY INQUIRES SHOULD BE DIRECTED TOWARDS HIM IN MY ABSENCE."
don't know why he shouted it but he does that for effect sometimes. good thing that beed was wide awake and ready to take the helm. beed knows that he will now be hit up several times with "hey, can i waive my lunch and work a straight 8?". they always do it when the plant manager is gone cuz they know that numma 2 is more lenient than numma 1.
anyhoo, it is mellower when beedster is in charge. and he don't mind doing it for short stretches but does not want to do it all summer. my boy told me he has 4 weeks he'll be gone in the next couple months so beed will have to be here for all of them.
hey, if ya'll see beed comin' you might wanna step aside. he's carryin' the big stick with him this week.
your new boss,
dahbeed ewing.
beed was talking to his plant manager last week and was sure he told beed that he would be in d.c. for some training beginning may 1st.
so beed woke up early again today and was at work by 4:30. one of the night shift guys stops in beed's office and says so it's bta this week huh? bta is an acronym we made up when beed worked as an electronics technician.
whenever our supervisor was off for a day we called it bta...short for better than annual (leave). all the advantages of a vacation day without having to use any of your vacation time up. it eventually jumped from the maintenance department to become part of the floor lexicon. now everyone knows what bta is.
back to the question. beed said what do you mean? him "the boss is in d.c. this week, you're in charge". beed "unh unh, that's next week" him "are you sure, that's not what the email said".
beed "forward it to me" here is what was in the email and beed did not change the format at all. this is a copy and paste. "NEXT WEEK WHILE I AM IN POTOMAC, MD OSS DAVID CARTER WILL BE IN CHARGE OF THIS FACILITY UNTIL MONDAY MAY 1, 2006. ANY INQUIRES SHOULD BE DIRECTED TOWARDS HIM IN MY ABSENCE."
don't know why he shouted it but he does that for effect sometimes. good thing that beed was wide awake and ready to take the helm. beed knows that he will now be hit up several times with "hey, can i waive my lunch and work a straight 8?". they always do it when the plant manager is gone cuz they know that numma 2 is more lenient than numma 1.
anyhoo, it is mellower when beedster is in charge. and he don't mind doing it for short stretches but does not want to do it all summer. my boy told me he has 4 weeks he'll be gone in the next couple months so beed will have to be here for all of them.
hey, if ya'll see beed comin' you might wanna step aside. he's carryin' the big stick with him this week.
your new boss,
dahbeed ewing.
posted by dahbeed at 7:59 AM
3 Comments:
wow, this site was acting jacked up all day. i ended up with 5 of the same posts and it took forever to delete 4 of them.
strange indeed.
That's funny...Lilliott tried all morning to post her 3 and it wouldn't do it until this afternoon...how contrary!
I had the same problemo as you mi hermano. I had the same post 4 times and I even had a draft in there too. They have some maintenence (I can't figure out if I spelled that right?) scheduled for tonight at 6 our time.
When I made a post this afternoon it went right through though. Too many people with too much junk to say!
Funny, my word verification is "yolls" which is strangly close to "ya'lls"
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